Just go to http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi and type in a word or your name, and it will spew out advertising slogans for you and as it comes out, plonk them as answers to these questions below.
1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
It's Shake 'n' Joey, and I Helped
2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Joey - Australian For Beer
3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
My Joey to Yours
4. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
They Drink Joey In The Congo
5. To someone you dislike?
Get In My Joey
6. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Schhh... You Know Joey
7. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Please Don't Squeeze The Joey
8. You're failing a subject, you say...
The Joey of your Life
9. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Uh-oh, Better Get Joey
10. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Built Joey Tough
11. What are the best words to describe you?
Show Me The Joey
12. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Which Twin Has The Joey
13. Your last words before you die...
Come See the Softer Side of Joey
14. Your message to a special someone..
Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Joey Knows for Sure
15. Title of this post will be...
The Curiously Strong Joey
okay... i know this is weird, anyway i like Sara's one..
See the Sara, Feel the Shine.. LOL
