Teddy bears make the best friends because...
1. They don't tell you that you have bad breath.
2. They never borrow money.
3. They never beat you at scrabble.
4. They never borrow your favourite T-shirt.
5. They don't laugh at your clothes.
6. They never leave dirty sock on the floor.
7. They don't complain when you eat potato chips in bed.
8. They don't interrupt when you're talking.
9. They don't upgrow your intellectually.
10. They don't eat all your chocolate chip cookies.
11. They never tell you that you're too fat.
12. They don't give away your secret.
13. They never say 'I told you so'.
14. They don't get jealous of your other friends.
15. They don't embarass you at parties.
16. They don't hog the bathroom.
17. They don't get sick.
18. They aren't noisy and they don't have fleas.
19. They are never disloyal, critical or unkind.
20. They don't tell you how to drive.
21. They listen to all your problems.
They always love you...just the way you are. (:
